Me and Joyce went to spend the weekend at the house of Justen Hunnycut, a super rich dude with an incredible house in Santa Barbara. One of the reasons we got invited was so that Joyce could be part of a bridge foursome, since Justen's obsessed with the game. Friday night, Joyce came back to … Continue reading The Santa Barbara Weekend (part 3)
Month: May 2019
The Santa Barbara Weekend (part 2)
So me and Joyce were invited a couple weekends ago to this super rich dude’s house up in Santa Barbara. We got the invitation through Adam and Allan, who decorated the dude's house (his name's Justen Hunnycut.) Justen is crazy for playing bridge, so he's always on the lookout for people who can play after … Continue reading The Santa Barbara Weekend (part 2)
The Santa Barbara Weekend (part 1)
I needed until the long weekend to write about what me and Joyce did the weekend before. We were invited to spend it up at this super rich dude’s house up in Santa Barbara…and I've got a lot to tell y'all about it. I reckon I need to explain how we got invited in the … Continue reading The Santa Barbara Weekend (part 1)
A May 23rd Coincidence
Ok…do y’all remember when me and Keaton went to Disneyland last year – and going down Splash Mountain got Keaton to admit that Disneyland wasn’t as gay as he thought? While we were there, we ran into a dude who I knew because he wrote a great blog explaining bitcoin. Turned out it was his … Continue reading A May 23rd Coincidence
Shakespeare
I may be a jock with a thick southern accent, but here’s something I haven’t told y’all about me: I know my Shakespeare. Mom is a librarian, and one of the things she loves most is Shakespeare. (I’ve got sisters named Portia and Cordelia. That should give you an idea of how much Mom loves … Continue reading Shakespeare
Some Keaton Backstory (last part)
Keaton had a job as bodyguard for a gay Dutch billionaire back when he was in his early 20s. One of the people that he had to deal with was this slimeball dude who’d gotten into the boss’ bed and who was trying to fuck him over in business. After he found out about the … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (last part)
Some Keaton Backstory (part 3)
About ten years ago, Keaton had a job working as the bodyguard for a gay Dutch billionaire. The situation was a little crazy – everyone working for the billionaire’s company except for Keaton was gay – but he said he enjoyed the job. It must have been plenty fun to be a 21 year old … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (part 3)
Some Keaton Backstory (part 2)
When he was younger, Keaton worked as the bodyguard of a gay Dutch billionaire who staffed his entire office with gay men. He did that for a pretty fucked up reason: he reckoned that a bunch of gay guys would be naturally vicious and, therefore, more productive as they tried to step on each other … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (part 2)
Some Keaton Backstory (part 1)
Joyce asks me every once in a while if Keaton is as big a homophobe as he sometimes comes off as being. I was calling things “gayass” long before I met Keaton, but he says things are gay way more often than me. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have anything against gay guys, although it’s … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (part 1)