Supergoy Goes to a Seder (last part)

So I was telling y’all about the time I went to my Jewish high school girlfriend’s house for a Passover seder. Although Shoshanah’s parents were cool having Supergoy (that's what Shoshanah used to call me sometimes) at the table, her grandmother wasn’t. She clearly didn’t approve of me and barely looked at me all night. … Continue reading Supergoy Goes to a Seder (last part) →

Supergoy Goes to a Seder (part 1)

As part of his Easter sermon, our pastor told us that, in most years, Easter is always the Sunday during Passover. I knew they were always close together, but I didn’t know they had to be. He explained it very well, and I wasn’t the only person in church who went “oh!” when he was … Continue reading Supergoy Goes to a Seder (part 1) →

First Report on the 2019 Dodgers

Turner got a look at my blog last week and asked why I haven’t written anything about the Dodgers yet. He’s got a point. So here’s the first Dodger report courtesy your shortstop correspondent, Hunter A. W. Block. So they started out well, then they fell into a pit, and now they’ve won 5 in … Continue reading First Report on the 2019 Dodgers →

Turner Finally Gets Back to Me about THuG

So back when I was explaining THuG, the baseball stat me and my buddies Gardner and Turner invented when we were in high school, I told y’all that I emailed Turner to get the exact coefficients. That was weeks ago, and it took him until now to answer. Turner was super busy with March Madness, … Continue reading Turner Finally Gets Back to Me about THuG →

Guy’s Night Out (last part)

Early Sunday morning, when we were leaving the bar where Keaton works, some jerkoff picked a fight with him…and ended up getting knocked out with a busted nose. Instead of leaving him there in totally deserted Old Town, me and Keaton got the dude into Keaton’s truck to drive him to the ER at Huntington … Continue reading Guy’s Night Out (last part) →