Moving to the Pool House

Moving day has come and gone, and I’m now permanently living in the Sharpmans' pool house. We spread the moving of my furniture and shit into Maya and Robert’s storage unit over two days. Keaton went over the Uhaul place Thursday morning to get us a truck and some more boxes, since I didn’t get … Continue reading Moving to the Pool House →

Keaton Turns 34

It looks like that the last big event to be held in my apartment before I move permanently to the Sharpmans’ pool house will have been Keaton’s 34th birthday party, not that it was much of a party this year, what with, well, y’all know what’s the excuse for everything… It was just me, Keaton, … Continue reading Keaton Turns 34 →

Baseball Boy’s Twitter

Destiny called me the day after I told Joyce about the move. She caught me right after dinner. Since Dr. Peterson’s come back, the boys have had more homework to do, so they haven’t been over to hang out with me almost every evening like we were doing back when the bubble was on. That … Continue reading Baseball Boy’s Twitter →

Getting Ready for the Move

So I told Juan Diego that I was moving out. His answer was “hehe…East Pasadena’s not good enough for you anymore now that you’re a TV star, eh?” I’m not the only person in our complex who’s been having trouble paying the rent, so he totally understood. It’s not easy making it in the situation … Continue reading Getting Ready for the Move →

I Reckon I Make Up My Mind

“Of course you have to take it, bubba,” Keaton said, when I got him on facetime later that evening. I’d of loved to discuss it with him face-to-face, but the bubble was still on for another few days. “You don’t have a choice.” “Yeah…but…I like having my own place…and it’s awesome having you next door…and…” … Continue reading I Reckon I Make Up My Mind →

Maya Makes Me an Offer

Last Thursday, the day after the riot at the Capitol, Maya told me at breakfast that she wanted to see me in her office. She didn’t tell me why, and I was a pretty nervous that I was in trouble somehow. Maya’s office is on the first floor of the house, but on the opposite … Continue reading Maya Makes Me an Offer →

Armenian Christmas (last part)

Armenian Christmas morning at the Sharpmans was pretty cool and chill. They got together and got me a tie and cufflinks I could wear with my tux… Then we had breakfast and I went back to the pool house to shower and shave. I put on the TV to see if there was anything about … Continue reading Armenian Christmas (last part) →

Armenian Christmas (part 1)

So today’s Armenian Christmas, and tonight y’all got to see our Armenian Christmas special. It explains why we were celebrating on January 6 and shows the festivities in full swing. The only thing is that we shot the episode ten days ago, so, like with Thanksgiving, we had to celebrate the whole holiday early…and then … Continue reading Armenian Christmas (part 1) →

New Year’s Day 2021

There was some kind of substitute parade to watch on the TV when me and Joyce woke up from our fun New Year’s Eve on New Year’s Day, but we agreed it was lameass and not worth watching. Then we got up and had breakfast…and Joyce made chocolate gravy again, just like Mom would on … Continue reading New Year’s Day 2021 →

New Year’s Eve 2021

For New Year’s Eve this year, Maya said I could go and see Joyce again, which was good, since Joyce would have been pretty dang pissed off if she had to toast in 2021 without me. We have a nice tradition going of getting all dressed up and watching movies while Joyce serves all those … Continue reading New Year’s Eve 2021 →