Tigger’s Handwashing Song

Since I’ve got all this extra time on my hands, I’ve been working on a way to make the Tigger Song last 20 seconds so you’ll be able to use it to time yourself when you’re washing your hands. Someone posted a video of the full song; turns out there’s a second verse and a … Continue reading Tigger’s Handwashing Song →

Introspection

I reckon I was complaining to Joyce last night about not having enough to do. I see Cody and Noah only once a week, and, while I’ve been going over to Lucas’ more than that, it’s not like hanging out with Lucas is something I can do every day. I’ve got a lot of free … Continue reading Introspection →

Keaton Gets a Job

Keaton’s found an alternative to beating the shit out of the bag and going stir crazy. He’s gotten himself a job. It’s not the job of his dreams, it doesn’t involve knocking heads together, and he does have to do it cooped up in a car…but it makes him an essential worker, gets him out … Continue reading Keaton Gets a Job →

Now We Gotta Wear Masks

Something I really haven’t been looking forward to has happened: we’ve been told that we all need to start wearing those gayass masks when we go out. Ok, maybe they’re not so gayass, but they are a pain in the ass to have to remember to put on, and they’re hot when you do have … Continue reading Now We Gotta Wear Masks →

Update on Joyce

Ok…here’s something Mayor Garcetti doesn’t explain when he comes on the TV every day at 5:30. What do you do about your girlfriend when it comes to self-isolating and social distancing? Joyce lives alone in her house up in Altadena, and I’m not sure how often or even if I should see her. It’s easier … Continue reading Update on Joyce →

Update on my Pupils

I reckon y’all might be wondering how my baseball tutoring business is going in the midst of all the coronavirus craziness and stay at home orders. The answer is that it’s going. Not going strong, but it’s still going. All three of my pupils’ parents are paying me to come over and work with their … Continue reading Update on my Pupils →

The Truth Y’all Need to Know

Ok…so I understand now all what this coronavirus business is all about. I’ve been doing some research on the internet and I found this website that explains it all. It says it tells you what the government doesn’t want you to know about COVID-19…and that’s exactly what it does. We’ve all been lied to for … Continue reading The Truth Y’all Need to Know →