Saturday Night with Monica (part 3)

After Keaton scared the shit out of the bitchass Mexican dude who was trying to start a fight outside of the bar he works at, the totally hot chick bartender who was watching from the doorway hollered “last call!”. I headed for the entrance and passed Miguel and Keaton. Miguel fist-bumped me. Keaton still hadn’t … Continue reading Saturday Night with Monica (part 3)

Dodgers 3 Rangers 2 (in 11)

Y’all may think that with everything going on with Joyce (like waking up in her bed) I’ve forgotten about baseball. Remember my priorities: baseball comes first…chicks (banging) comes fifth. So I’m gonna get back to what really matters. The good news is that the Dodgers don’t suck anymore.  I’ve gone back to wearing a Dodgers … Continue reading Dodgers 3 Rangers 2 (in 11)