The Postseason Begins

The postseason has started…and the Dodgers play their first game tonight. I’ve said before that I don’t understand the need for the new playoff format. I reckon someone thought that, since the season was shorter we’ll compensate for that by having the postseason be longer. If that makes sense to anyone, please explain it to … Continue reading The Postseason Begins →

Some Major Bullshit

Yesterday, after she let me in and took my temperature, Belen (she’s the maid in the black uniform) told me that Dr. Peterson wanted to see me upstairs. I know the way up to the boys’ rooms, and Dr. Peterson’s school room is right next door to Jacob’s. He has it all tricked out like … Continue reading Some Major Bullshit →

The Clothes Arrive

The afternoon after me and Joyce watched the new episode of At Home with Maya, I went back to Maya’s house for my regular session with the boys…and to see Sandy and the new ‘wardrobe’ we ordered. I was kinda excited to see what it would all be like. I made sure to shave before … Continue reading The Clothes Arrive →

Joyce on the Bedrossian Gig

I saw Cody and Noah on Wednesday as usual, then I went over to Joyce’s. Keaton was right: I didn’t want to tell her all about Sandy, but I still wanted to tell her about all the exciting stuff that was happening to me thanks to the Bedrossian gig. Still, I remembered how jealous Joyce … Continue reading Joyce on the Bedrossian Gig →

Keaton Weighs In

“She’s got a thing for you,” Keaton said, after I’d told him about Sandy’s virtual shopping spree over a couple Stone IPAs. “What makes you say that?” “Partly because she spent a thousand of her employer’s bucks on buying you fuckin Dodgers shit…and partly because of what you say she says about you. You may … Continue reading Keaton Weighs In →

I Get a Wardrobe

The day I first got filmed for Maya Bedrossian’s reality show, I got called into her assistant Sandy’s office. First we talked about some legal stuff I had to sign…then she totally changed the subject: “Now,” she said, “time to take you on a shopping spree.” Her eyes kinda sparkled there…I guessed because that’s how … Continue reading I Get a Wardrobe →

I Get Filmed

I reckon the start of my third week working for Maya Bedrossian showed that they were thinking of me as a regular part of the boy’s lives already: I got filmed for At Home with Maya for the first time. It wasn’t for very long, though. They filmed me for about 15 minutes, first working … Continue reading I Get Filmed →

Bedrossians: Week 2

So this is the end of Week 2 of working with Maya Bedrossian’s two sons, Jacob and Matteo. We seem to have gotten off to a good start, as Maya’s personal assistant Sandy promoted me to 3 days a week after only 2 days on the job last week. That’s a definite positive development. Like … Continue reading Bedrossians: Week 2 →

The Dodgers Clinch

So the Dodgers have clinched, and they’re the first team to have clinched in this weirdass 60-game series with cardboard cutouts in the stands. That shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who’s following the team (or who read what I last wrote about them.) I just hope we haven’t clinched too soon since clinching … Continue reading The Dodgers Clinch →

Update: Cody and Noah

So I was looking through the blog and seeing who I may have forgotten to write about lately, and I realized that it’s been quite some time since I told y’all anything about my other baseball pupils, Cody and Noah. I guess I got caught up in writing about Lucas since he’s become more a … Continue reading Update: Cody and Noah →