Apartment 643 (part 1)

I'm sure y'all know by now that in 2016 I played a year of A-ball for the Hickory Crawdads in North Carolina. When I was in Hickory, I was sharing an apartment with two other guys on the team. It wasn’t anything fancy, but it wasn’t a slum. Since the team helped us find it, … Continue reading Apartment 643 (part 1) →

My Sober Buddy

Today’s a real important day for one of the guys on our softball team. Adam, the “old guy” who’s our catcher. While it’s true that a weak player can do the least damage at catcher in softball, it still requires skill to do it right. Adam’s been playing softball for like 20 years. He’s gotten … Continue reading My Sober Buddy →

The Dodger Game with Joyce: The Aftermath

Turns out there was an aftermath to when Joyce took me Dodger Stadium and bought us seats in the third row right behind home plate. Remember how I told y’all that we were in the padded blue seats you see on the TV? Think about that for a minute. If you can see the seats … Continue reading The Dodger Game with Joyce: The Aftermath →

Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (last part)

So Joyce bought us tickets in the third row of Dodger Stadium last week, right behind home plate. In those blue padded seats you always see in the background on the TV. I was a little nervous about going to a ballgame with Joyce. I’m nervous about it whenever I go to a game with … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (last part) →

Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 2)

So Joyce took me to Monday’s Dodger game…and bought us tickets in the third row, right behind home plate. I don’t need to sit that close to a game, and I’d honestly rather sit somewhere where you get a view of the whole game, but Joyce wanted to make me happy…and there is something cool … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 2) →

Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 1)

Last week, Joyce gave me a super expensive Apple Watch, and told her I couldn’t accept it. I didn’t want to seem ungrateful to someone who’s been extremely generous to me, but I also didn’t want an Apple watch. I reckon that, if someone is going to spend that much money on me, it might … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 1) →

Advice from Keaton

I was over at Keaton’s eating Wingstop and watching the Dodgers lose to the As on Tuesday night. That a was a couple nights after I’d turned down the Apple watch Joyce bought for me…and I’d called myself her boyfriend for the first time. I’d had a Longboard or two too many, so I needed … Continue reading Advice from Keaton →

The Apple Watch

So I took Joyce out on a “normal” date last week – no fancy restaurants, no khakis and no church shoes. We hit the taco truck and the Stone Company store, and then walked around Old Town. I didn’t spend more than fifty bucks on the two of us…and I reckon we had the best … Continue reading The Apple Watch →

30 Chicks/30 Days (last part)

So I made a bet my senior year at MT with my roommate Jackson that I could have sex with 30 chicks in 30 days. I told y’all about the two faculty members who made my list. There was also one chick who worked in administration. She was the head of “player relations” in the … Continue reading 30 Chicks/30 Days (last part) →

30 Chicks/30 Days (part 3)

So I was telling y’all about the bet I made with my roommate/buddy/teammate Jackson that I could have sex with 30 chicks in 30 days. So where did I start? Obvious: the chick who shot Jackson down earlier that night. It didn’t take too long to get her back to my room. I already knew … Continue reading 30 Chicks/30 Days (part 3) →