Keaton’s got a nice 1 bedroom apartment. At least he’s fixed it up nice with all that stuff he got at Pier 1, plus the less gayass bean bag chair, totem pole and punching bag. But he’s got some serious issues with the building. From what I can tell, it's run by a bunch of … Continue reading Keaton Complains
Month: February 2019
Valentine’s Day (last part)
My plans for Valentine’s Day this year included me and Joyce spending the night in a super nice hotel here in Pasadena called the Langham. I got the room all decorated with LED candles and rose petals, put on Valentine’s Day boxers with long chili peppers on them along with a blue shirt and the … Continue reading Valentine’s Day (last part)
Valentine’s Day (part 1)
So what did I do for Joyce on Valentine’s Day? I knew the thing I didn’t want to do: take her to a restaurant where I’d be surrounded by a bunch of dudes looking totally miserable because their girlfriends were making them jump through a bunch of stupidass hoops. I did that last year. Y’all … Continue reading Valentine’s Day (part 1)
Only 2 Days until Valentine’s Day
Ok, so I have a problem here. What do I do about Valentine’s Day? If y’all look back to when I started my blog, it was to tell the story of the Valentine’s Day nightmare I had with Monica last year. Even in April it was still bothering me, so Sloppy Joe told me to … Continue reading Only 2 Days until Valentine’s Day
THuG (last part)
So now that I've introduced my best friends growing up I can tell y'all about THuG. What’s THuG? It’s a baseball stat that evaluates a player’s overall offensive contribution. Invented by three smartass teenagers who thought they were smarter than all the other dudes inventing metrics and advanced stats. Me and my two best buddies … Continue reading THuG (last part)
THuG (part 1)
Dodgers pitchers and catchers have to report to Spring training a week from yesterday. Since the season is almost ready to start, I thought this would be a good time to tell y'all about the statistic me and my buddies invented back high school. I have to admit I haven’t used it in a while, … Continue reading THuG (part 1)
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