Tigger’s Handwashing Song

Since I’ve got all this extra time on my hands, I’ve been working on a way to make the Tigger Song last 20 seconds so you’ll be able to use it to time yourself when you’re washing your hands. Someone posted a video of the full song; turns out there’s a second verse and a bridge. Who knew, right? So the way you get a 20 second Tigger song is to sing half of the second verse after you’ve sung the first verse. Here, let me just write out the words, it’ll be easier than me trying to explain what I mean. I’m sure y’all know the tune:

The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful things

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs

They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun fun fun fun fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I’m the only one!

They’re jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy

Fun fun fun fun fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I’m the only one!

You just need to remember not to repeat the last line (the way Tigger does in the movie) or you’ll go over 20 seconds. Otherwise, it times out just right. And it’s a lot less boringass than singing “Row row row your boat” twice like Lucas suggested lol.