Dinner at Joyce’s (part 1)

So I was over at Joyce's to have her put the sim card in the iPhone she'd given me and she was making me dinner too. She kept disappearing into the kitchen, and leaving me alone on the couch. I don’t like just sitting around like a bump on a log, and I wasn’t going … Continue reading Dinner at Joyce’s (part 1) →

Back to the iPhone

In case y’all missed the end of my last Disneyland post, the answer to the question you’ve all been wondering about is: Yes. I kept the iPhone X Joyce gave me. It sat on my bureau for almost a week, until I just decided to open the dang thing. I thought about Meemaw’s advice and I … Continue reading Back to the iPhone →

Victory on Splash Mountain — Disneyland (part 2)

I won a bet with my buddy Keaton and he had to go to Disneyland with me. So far, all he'd done was complain about how gay Disneyland was and how super gay it was to be there with me. We started off in Tomorrowland and, I got blown away by Star Tours before we … Continue reading Victory on Splash Mountain — Disneyland (part 2) →

Disneyland (part 1)

The morning after I won my Disneyland bet with Keaton, we were in his truck and stuck on the dang 5, me all excited, and him going on about how gay the whole thing was. So I was wondering what it would take to get him to stop saying everything was either gay or super … Continue reading Disneyland (part 1) →

Disneyland and Winning a Bet

Before I write some more about the Smokies and their shortstop shortstop Sumter Henderson, I have to tell y'all about my trip to Disneyland with Keaton on Wednesday. I guess I gotta begin by telling y’all that I love Disneyland. We took a two awesome family vacations to Walt Disney World when I was growing … Continue reading Disneyland and Winning a Bet →

Sumter Henderson and the Tennessee Smokies

I’ve been writing a lot about Joyce and the iPhone, and have been forgetting my priorities, which are (in order) baseball bros beer blog banging I’m still waiting on a better B word for chicks. Open to suggestions here. So I thought I’d get back to baseball. No, not another piece about the mess the … Continue reading Sumter Henderson and the Tennessee Smokies →

Meemaw’s Advice about Joyce

When I need good advice, I turn to Meemaw. And I needed good advice about the Joyce situation. I don't usually stress out. This was stressing me out. So I got on the phone the next morning before work and called Meemaw up. On her land line. She’s got a cell phone, but she hates … Continue reading Meemaw’s Advice about Joyce →

Good Advice Needed!

Y’all might be surprised that I’d want to talk to Meemaw about my situation with Joyce: do I keep the iPhone X she surprised me with?...and what do I do about her? Or I guess that should be with her lol. From what I know about her, Joyce doesn’t play games like most LA chicks … Continue reading Good Advice Needed! →

So she gave me this phone…

Ok…so…Joyce had just bought me an expensive dinner and given me an iPhone X I wasn’t sure if I was going to keep. I’d driven her home in her Tesla, and I’d pulled the car into her garage and… Yeah. Exactly. Oh shit. Before y’all read any further, you can leave a comment saying what … Continue reading So she gave me this phone… →

Three Pickles with Joyce

So back to Joyce and the iPhone. To recap, there we were, in the expensive steakhouse, about to eat our desserts, and I unwrapped the package she’d given me. (Joyce actually wrapped it and didn’t stick it in a stupidass gift bag. It’s way more fun opening a present when you have paper and ribbons to … Continue reading Three Pickles with Joyce →