The next thing I knew it was morning, and the boys came running into the bedroom followed by Ethan and the cameraman. “Happy Birthday, Hunter!,” the boys said. They looked very excited. “Whoa…my birthday was yesterday.” This was how I expected them to act on my birthday, but it wasn’t what I got the morning … Continue reading My 30th Birthday (part 2)
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Dinner at Joyce’s (last part)
So…there I was… at Joyce’s…on the couch…with about 9 Stone beers in my system…with Joyce sitting next to me dressed in some kind of nightgown thing that wasn’t really a nightgown. Whatever it's called. But I had other problems. It was pretty clear that the next thing on the schedule was not changing the sim … Continue reading Dinner at Joyce’s (last part)
Disneyland (last part)
So Keaton finally stopped calling everything we did at Disneyland gay when we went down the big drop on Splash Mountain. I’m sure he's gonna deny the hell out of it, but Keaton – yes, Keaton Penner the total badass second baseman – even liked Small World. Ok, he didn’t high-five me afterwards, but I … Continue reading Disneyland (last part)
Victory on Splash Mountain — Disneyland (part 2)
I won a bet with my buddy Keaton and he had to go to Disneyland with me. So far, all he'd done was complain about how gay Disneyland was and how super gay it was to be there with me. We started off in Tomorrowland and, I got blown away by Star Tours before we … Continue reading Victory on Splash Mountain — Disneyland (part 2)
Disneyland (part 1)
The morning after I won my Disneyland bet with Keaton, we were in his truck and stuck on the dang 5, me all excited, and him going on about how gay the whole thing was. So I was wondering what it would take to get him to stop saying everything was either gay or super … Continue reading Disneyland (part 1)
Disneyland and Winning a Bet
Before I write some more about the Smokies and their shortstop shortstop Sumter Henderson, I have to tell y'all about my trip to Disneyland with Keaton on Wednesday. I guess I gotta begin by telling y’all that I love Disneyland. We took a two awesome family vacations to Walt Disney World when I was growing … Continue reading Disneyland and Winning a Bet