Keaton Gets a Job

Keaton’s found an alternative to beating the shit out of the bag and going stir crazy. He’s gotten himself a job. It’s not the job of his dreams, it doesn’t involve knocking heads together, and he does have to do it cooped up in a car…but it makes him an essential worker, gets him out … Continue reading Keaton Gets a Job →

Now We Gotta Wear Masks

Something I really haven’t been looking forward to has happened: we’ve been told that we all need to start wearing those gayass masks when we go out. Ok, maybe they’re not so gayass, but they are a pain in the ass to have to remember to put on, and they’re hot when you do have … Continue reading Now We Gotta Wear Masks →

Update on Joyce

Ok…here’s something Mayor Garcetti doesn’t explain when he comes on the TV every day at 5:30. What do you do about your girlfriend when it comes to self-isolating and social distancing? Joyce lives alone in her house up in Altadena, and I’m not sure how often or even if I should see her. It’s easier … Continue reading Update on Joyce →

Update on my Pupils

I reckon y’all might be wondering how my baseball tutoring business is going in the midst of all the coronavirus craziness and stay at home orders. The answer is that it’s going. Not going strong, but it’s still going. All three of my pupils’ parents are paying me to come over and work with their … Continue reading Update on my Pupils →

The Truth Y’all Need to Know

Ok…so I understand now all what this coronavirus business is all about. I’ve been doing some research on the internet and I found this website that explains it all. It says it tells you what the government doesn’t want you to know about COVID-19…and that’s exactly what it does. We’ve all been lied to for … Continue reading The Truth Y’all Need to Know →

The Opening Day that Wasn’t

So me and Keaton were ‘celebrating’ what would have been Opening Day by watching what they had to show on the Dodgers Channel. It was some warmed-over interviews with the team from spring training…and it felt like they were mocking us. Although there were some interesting things (and we got to make fun of Mookie … Continue reading The Opening Day that Wasn’t →

The Axe Falls

Well…as Joyce has been saying, ‘the axe has fallen’. I got laid off from the L****** today, although Mr. Balsam apologized a dozen times about having to lay me off after he said it wouldn’t happen. He also made it very clear that I was just getting laid off and that my job would be … Continue reading The Axe Falls →

A Super Weirdass Target Run

Ok, so today I went to Target to pick up a few things, but mostly to just see what was going on. Dang was it weird. Target’s usually a pretty noisy place: there’s always a kid screaming and plenty of people talking in the background. The reason I know this is because today it was … Continue reading A Super Weirdass Target Run →

Empty Hotel

This is a very weirdass time to have started my career in the hotel business. There’s no way y’all haven’t heard about the coronavirus and the havoc it’s wreaking with…with just about everything. Baseball’s interrupted spring training and postponed the start of the season. That came as a big shock to me when it happened…and … Continue reading Empty Hotel →