Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 2)

So Joyce took me to Monday’s Dodger game…and bought us tickets in the third row, right behind home plate. I don’t need to sit that close to a game, and I’d honestly rather sit somewhere where you get a view of the whole game, but Joyce wanted to make me happy…and there is something cool … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 2) →

Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 1)

Last week, Joyce gave me a super expensive Apple Watch, and told her I couldn’t accept it. I didn’t want to seem ungrateful to someone who’s been extremely generous to me, but I also didn’t want an Apple watch. I reckon that, if someone is going to spend that much money on me, it might … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 1) →

Advice from Keaton

I was over at Keaton’s eating Wingstop and watching the Dodgers lose to the As on Tuesday night. That a was a couple nights after I’d turned down the Apple watch Joyce bought for me…and I’d called myself her boyfriend for the first time. I’d had a Longboard or two too many, so I needed … Continue reading Advice from Keaton →

The Apple Watch

So I took Joyce out on a “normal” date last week – no fancy restaurants, no khakis and no church shoes. We hit the taco truck and the Stone Company store, and then walked around Old Town. I didn’t spend more than fifty bucks on the two of us…and I reckon we had the best … Continue reading The Apple Watch →

30 Chicks/30 Days (last part)

So I made a bet my senior year at MT with my roommate Jackson that I could have sex with 30 chicks in 30 days. I told y’all about the two faculty members who made my list. There was also one chick who worked in administration. She was the head of “player relations” in the … Continue reading 30 Chicks/30 Days (last part) →

30 Chicks/30 Days (part 3)

So I was telling y’all about the bet I made with my roommate/buddy/teammate Jackson that I could have sex with 30 chicks in 30 days. So where did I start? Obvious: the chick who shot Jackson down earlier that night. It didn’t take too long to get her back to my room. I already knew … Continue reading 30 Chicks/30 Days (part 3) →

30 Chicks/30 Days (part 2)

So I bet my roommate Jackson that I could sleep with 30 chicks in 30 days. He was completely tore up and I was buzzed when we made the bet. We then sat around in the bar until after 1:00 coming up with the rules. Nothing as confusing as the infield fly rule lol – … Continue reading 30 Chicks/30 Days (part 2) →

30 Chicks/30 Days

Ok, so y’all remember I told you about a pitcher buddy back at MT who had to have Tommy John surgery…and came back good as new senior year? He was another good ole Tennessee boy. They even named him Jackson lol. Thing is (I reckon I told y’all this too) that he could get hard … Continue reading 30 Chicks/30 Days →

All Star Break: Joyce on Thursday

I was still pissed off when I woke up Thursday morning after I’d walked out on Monica in a restaurant the night before. I went to the computer to find the email telling me where Keaton had hidden my phone for my own good (it was inside the box of soda crackers), and made myself … Continue reading All Star Break: Joyce on Thursday →

All Star Break: Monica on Wednesday

So I decided I’d spend the All Star break going out on dates. I reckoned I’d see Monica on Wednesday night and Joyce on Thursday night. If y’all read my blog about the Home Run Derby, you’ll know that I was finishing it up in a hurry because I needed to get ready to go … Continue reading All Star Break: Monica on Wednesday →