The Opening Day that Wasn’t

So me and Keaton were ‘celebrating’ what would have been Opening Day by watching what they had to show on the Dodgers Channel. It was some warmed-over interviews with the team from spring training…and it felt like they were mocking us. Although there were some interesting things (and we got to make fun of Mookie … Continue reading The Opening Day that Wasn’t →

The Axe Falls

Well…as Joyce has been saying, ‘the axe has fallen’. I got laid off from the L****** today, although Mr. Balsam apologized a dozen times about having to lay me off after he said it wouldn’t happen. He also made it very clear that I was just getting laid off and that my job would be … Continue reading The Axe Falls →

A Super Weirdass Target Run

Ok, so today I went to Target to pick up a few things, but mostly to just see what was going on. Dang was it weird. Target’s usually a pretty noisy place: there’s always a kid screaming and plenty of people talking in the background. The reason I know this is because today it was … Continue reading A Super Weirdass Target Run →

Empty Hotel

This is a very weirdass time to have started my career in the hotel business. There’s no way y’all haven’t heard about the coronavirus and the havoc it’s wreaking with…with just about everything. Baseball’s interrupted spring training and postponed the start of the season. That came as a big shock to me when it happened…and … Continue reading Empty Hotel →