I won a bet with my buddy Keaton and he had to go to Disneyland with me. So far, all he'd done was complain about how gay Disneyland was and how super gay it was to be there with me. We started off in Tomorrowland and, I got blown away by Star Tours before we … Continue reading Victory on Splash Mountain — Disneyland (part 2)
Tag: Keaton Penner
Disneyland (part 1)
The morning after I won my Disneyland bet with Keaton, we were in his truck and stuck on the dang 5, me all excited, and him going on about how gay the whole thing was. So I was wondering what it would take to get him to stop saying everything was either gay or super … Continue reading Disneyland (part 1)
Disneyland and Winning a Bet
Before I write some more about the Smokies and their shortstop shortstop Sumter Henderson, I have to tell y'all about my trip to Disneyland with Keaton on Wednesday. I guess I gotta begin by telling y’all that I love Disneyland. We took a two awesome family vacations to Walt Disney World when I was growing … Continue reading Disneyland and Winning a Bet
Introducing the Blocks
Mom’s started reading my blog. She says she likes it and maybe they do teach you to write after all at Maryville High. Mom came for a visit in January and hated Monica on sight, so she really liked the Valentine’s Day report. Okay, she liked the strip club part less, and asked why I … Continue reading Introducing the Blocks
Joyce
As Monica has no time for social media other than her own, and she doesn’t even know that I’ve started this blog, I reckon I’m pretty safe writing about things you ordinarily wouldn’t want your girlfriend to know about. Like Joyce. It’s just a fact of life that I get hit on a lot at … Continue reading Joyce
The Valentine’s Day Massacre Part 5 (and last)
After getting me in his truck and not telling me where we were going Keaton pulled the truck into a parking lot in a deserted-looking part of Arcadia. I knew the place. I'd been to it before. K*******s. It's a topless sports bar. That's a polite way of saying it's a strip club with a … Continue reading The Valentine’s Day Massacre Part 5 (and last)
The Valentine’s Day Massacre Part 4
Monica ended our Valentine's Day date by telling me she had to be at work early the next morning. The evening had been a disaster, so I was expecting it. Still, that was the most money I'd ever spent on a girl just to get blown off. I got back in the car and drove … Continue reading The Valentine’s Day Massacre Part 4