Keaton had a job as bodyguard for a gay Dutch billionaire back when he was in his early 20s. One of the people that he had to deal with was this slimeball dude who’d gotten into the boss’ bed and who was trying to fuck him over in business. After he found out about the … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (last part)
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Some Keaton Backstory (part 3)
About ten years ago, Keaton had a job working as the bodyguard for a gay Dutch billionaire. The situation was a little crazy – everyone working for the billionaire’s company except for Keaton was gay – but he said he enjoyed the job. It must have been plenty fun to be a 21 year old … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (part 3)
Advice from Keaton
I was over at Keaton’s eating Wingstop and watching the Dodgers lose to the As on Tuesday night. That a was a couple nights after I’d turned down the Apple watch Joyce bought for me…and I’d called myself her boyfriend for the first time. I’d had a Longboard or two too many, so I needed … Continue reading Advice from Keaton