Disneyland (last part)

So Keaton finally stopped calling everything we did at Disneyland gay when we went down the big drop on Splash Mountain. I’m sure he's gonna deny the hell out of it, but Keaton – yes, Keaton Penner the total badass second baseman – even liked Small World. Ok, he didn’t high-five me afterwards, but I … Continue reading Disneyland (last part) →

Victory on Splash Mountain — Disneyland (part 2)

I won a bet with my buddy Keaton and he had to go to Disneyland with me. So far, all he'd done was complain about how gay Disneyland was and how super gay it was to be there with me. We started off in Tomorrowland and, I got blown away by Star Tours before we … Continue reading Victory on Splash Mountain — Disneyland (part 2) →