Keaton had a job as bodyguard for a gay Dutch billionaire back when he was in his early 20s. One of the people that he had to deal with was this slimeball dude who’d gotten into the boss’ bed and who was trying to fuck him over in business. After he found out about the … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (last part)
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Some Keaton Backstory (part 3)
About ten years ago, Keaton had a job working as the bodyguard for a gay Dutch billionaire. The situation was a little crazy – everyone working for the billionaire’s company except for Keaton was gay – but he said he enjoyed the job. It must have been plenty fun to be a 21 year old … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (part 3)
Some Keaton Backstory (part 2)
When he was younger, Keaton worked as the bodyguard of a gay Dutch billionaire who staffed his entire office with gay men. He did that for a pretty fucked up reason: he reckoned that a bunch of gay guys would be naturally vicious and, therefore, more productive as they tried to step on each other … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (part 2)
Some Keaton Backstory (part 1)
Joyce asks me every once in a while if Keaton is as big a homophobe as he sometimes comes off as being. I was calling things “gayass” long before I met Keaton, but he says things are gay way more often than me. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have anything against gay guys, although it’s … Continue reading Some Keaton Backstory (part 1)
Advice from Keaton
I was over at Keaton’s eating Wingstop and watching the Dodgers lose to the As on Tuesday night. That a was a couple nights after I’d turned down the Apple watch Joyce bought for me…and I’d called myself her boyfriend for the first time. I’d had a Longboard or two too many, so I needed … Continue reading Advice from Keaton
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