On Monday afternoon, I took Gechitzik (in the shitbox…he doesn’t get to travel in the Maybach unless he’s on camera, and that isn’t very often) to a little park near were I used to live, since we were looking for a location to film me and the boys putting him through some of his paces. … Continue reading May 23, 2022
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Keaton Turns 34
It looks like that the last big event to be held in my apartment before I move permanently to the Sharpmans’ pool house will have been Keaton’s 34th birthday party, not that it was much of a party this year, what with, well, y’all know what’s the excuse for everything… It was just me, Keaton, … Continue reading Keaton Turns 34
My 27th Birthday (last part)
My birthday is November 8. That was a Friday this year, and I spent it with Joyce. The next night was time to go out with the guys. Nearly the whole team took me out to the Dave & Buster’s in Arcadia; the only guys who weren’t there were our pitcher (who never does anything … Continue reading My 27th Birthday (last part)
My 27th Birthday (part 1)
Believe it or not, my birthday kinda snuck up on me this year. That doesn’t mean that I didn’t tell people it was coming up. I was at the Rite Aid with Keaton on October 8 getting some ice cream, and I made sure to tell the dude behind the counter “oh, wow, it’s going … Continue reading My 27th Birthday (part 1)
A May 23rd Coincidence
Ok…do y’all remember when me and Keaton went to Disneyland last year – and going down Splash Mountain got Keaton to admit that Disneyland wasn’t as gay as he thought? While we were there, we ran into a dude who I knew because he wrote a great blog explaining bitcoin. Turned out it was his … Continue reading A May 23rd Coincidence
Keaton’s 32nd Birthday
So y’all may remember how Keaton gave me all that shit for telling other people my birthday was coming up back in November. (Just a reminder: my birthday’s November 8th lol.) It’s almost as though Keaton thinks it’s gay to have a birthday at all, which is kinda lameass since everyone’s got one. Even Keaton. … Continue reading Keaton’s 32nd Birthday
My Birthday (last part)
For my birthday last week, Joyce gave me an amazing present – a necklace just like the one Cody Bellinger wears under his jersey. She also took me out to an awesome steakhouse, decorated the house in a baseball birthday theme, and got me a Dodgers ice cream cake with 26 candles. She also had … Continue reading My Birthday (last part)
My Birthday (part 2)
To celebrate my 26th birthday last week (it's November 8...make a note for next year lol), Joyce took me out for a great steak dinner. Then we went back to her house, where there were baseball decorations and a Dodgers ice cream cake – which was dope. She’d been acting nervous since we got back … Continue reading My Birthday (part 2)
My Birthday (part 1)
So I had a great 26th birthday. It even lasted two days. Maybe it wasn’t a Block birthday like when I was growing up, but it proved that California birthdays can be pretty awesome too. (And, no matter what Keaton says, it wasn't gay lol.) The day began with a call from Mom...a little earlier … Continue reading My Birthday (part 1)
Tomorrow’s My Birthday!
So Keaton and I met at the Dog Haus tonight, when I was done working and he was going to start, and I was telling him about Joyce’s haunted house over chili cheese tater tots and bacon wrapped hot dogs. (My favorite is the Cowboy. Keaton usually gets the Downtown.) Of course Keaton refused to … Continue reading Tomorrow’s My Birthday!