Guy’s Night Out (part 2)

Saturday night, I met up with some teammates from the Parrots to cheer up our 1st baseman, who we call Sloppy Joe, after his girlfriend dumped him for a dude with (she said) a bigger dick. Ok, first off – what a total bitch. Second, Sloppy Joe was pretty tore up at Rocco’s by the … Continue reading Guy’s Night Out (part 2) →

Lucas Makes the Team (last part)

Lucas – who I’ve been “tutoring” in baseball since before Christmas – made the team at his fancyass Pasadena school. Y’all can’t imagine how happy and excited he was. We drove down to give the good news to the family that owns the car wash/batting cage where me and Lucas go to work on his … Continue reading Lucas Makes the Team (last part) →

Lucas Makes the Team (part 1)

So Lucas’ school has finished its baseball tryouts. I’ve been helping Lucas with his baseball skills since his parents hired me to “tutor” him back in December. Although he ran like a girl (I fixed that), he had some decent basic skills, and we worked hard on making those better. Especially his swing, which we … Continue reading Lucas Makes the Team (part 1) →