World Series Games 3 & 4

Ok…so before I get to the thing everyone writing about the World Series wants to write about, let me just say a few words about Game 3. We. Won. We. Should. Have. We just played better baseball and the score reflected that. It was a communal effort – even Barnes, who’s primarily a defensive asset, … Continue reading World Series Games 3 & 4 →

World Series Games 1 & 2

I’d be lying if I said that I never stopped believing. Last Thursday was such a crazy day for me that it didn’t quite sink in that the Dodgers had dug themselves into a 3-1 hole. It wasn’t until I woke up Friday morning that I fully grasped the situation…and we know the odds of … Continue reading World Series Games 1 & 2 →

At Keaton’s for the NLDS

“So how gay was it yesterday?,” Keaton asked me as soon as I came in the door carrying the Wingstop. We decided to watch Tuesday’s game at his place, and I wasn’t gonna bring cups of noodles for us to share lol. “It was pretty dang gayass,” I said, “what with that Ethan dude watching … Continue reading At Keaton’s for the NLDS →

I Get a Wardrobe

The day I first got filmed for Maya Bedrossian’s reality show, I got called into her assistant Sandy’s office. First we talked about some legal stuff I had to sign…then she totally changed the subject: “Now,” she said, “time to take you on a shopping spree.” Her eyes kinda sparkled there…I guessed because that’s how … Continue reading I Get a Wardrobe →

The Dodgers Roar into September

I’m not sure what else is going right in the world today, but you certainly can’t say there’s too much that’s wrong with the Dodgers. At 26-10 they’ve got the best record in baseball, and they’re running away with not only the division but also the whole National League. They’ve even got a totally sick … Continue reading The Dodgers Roar into September →

The Rest of Opening Weekend

So baseball season got off to a good start on Thursday when the Dodgers beat the Giants 8-1. Friday night’s game showed us that Muncy can still be a monster when it comes to hitting balls out of the park (did y’all see that totally gangsterass catch one of the cutouts made on the second … Continue reading The Rest of Opening Weekend →

Dodgers Opening Night (at last!)

Baseball’s back. Well…kinda. The Dodgers played the opening game of their 60-game 2020 season last night, and beat some serious Giants butt 8-1. Kiké Hernández was on fuckin fire, and went 4 for 5 including a homer and 5 RBIs. Seager doubled and scored twice. Dustin May did a good job on the mound, jumping … Continue reading Dodgers Opening Night (at last!) →

The Uncoolest Thing in Baseball

Ok, so there’s one thing you don’t do in sports. You don’t cheat. This means you, Houston Astros. I realize that the pressures to win something as big as a World Series are huge and that sometimes people can be led astray by that, but you have to realize that the thing that suffers the … Continue reading The Uncoolest Thing in Baseball →

Thanksgiving 2019 (part 3)

Me and Joyce were invited to Adam and Allan’s for Thanksgiving again. This year the food was a lot more normal than it was last year, and I think I wasn’t the only one who appreciated that. The guests were more normal too. Adam’s sister Leslie and her family came, but they were totally different … Continue reading Thanksgiving 2019 (part 3) →

Dodgers 2019 Season Wrap-Up

Ok…so what happened? I’m as stunned as the rest of y’all probably are. How did the Dodgers lose the NLDS and get knocked out of the playoffs…in the year when everyone was sure that we’d go all the way and win the World Series? I think there were three factors at work: (1) we didn’t … Continue reading Dodgers 2019 Season Wrap-Up →