Halloween (part 1)

So I haven’t seen Joyce since before the World Series. She’s the first girlfriend I’ve had who’s let me do my thing and watch the playoffs. I gotta say, it was pretty awesome of her. She waited until Monday to call me and say she was sorry about the Dodgers, and to remind me we … Continue reading Halloween (part 1) →

Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 2)

So Joyce took me to Monday’s Dodger game…and bought us tickets in the third row, right behind home plate. I don’t need to sit that close to a game, and I’d honestly rather sit somewhere where you get a view of the whole game, but Joyce wanted to make me happy…and there is something cool … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 2) →

Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 1)

Last week, Joyce gave me a super expensive Apple Watch, and told her I couldn’t accept it. I didn’t want to seem ungrateful to someone who’s been extremely generous to me, but I also didn’t want an Apple watch. I reckon that, if someone is going to spend that much money on me, it might … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 1) →

Advice from Keaton

I was over at Keaton’s eating Wingstop and watching the Dodgers lose to the As on Tuesday night. That a was a couple nights after I’d turned down the Apple watch Joyce bought for me…and I’d called myself her boyfriend for the first time. I’d had a Longboard or two too many, so I needed … Continue reading Advice from Keaton →

The Apple Watch

So I took Joyce out on a “normal” date last week – no fancy restaurants, no khakis and no church shoes. We hit the taco truck and the Stone Company store, and then walked around Old Town. I didn’t spend more than fifty bucks on the two of us…and I reckon we had the best … Continue reading The Apple Watch →

All Star Break: Joyce on Thursday

I was still pissed off when I woke up Thursday morning after I’d walked out on Monica in a restaurant the night before. I went to the computer to find the email telling me where Keaton had hidden my phone for my own good (it was inside the box of soda crackers), and made myself … Continue reading All Star Break: Joyce on Thursday →

Meemaw’s Advice about Joyce

When I need good advice, I turn to Meemaw. And I needed good advice about the Joyce situation. I don't usually stress out. This was stressing me out. So I got on the phone the next morning before work and called Meemaw up. On her land line. She’s got a cell phone, but she hates … Continue reading Meemaw’s Advice about Joyce →

Good Advice Needed!

Y’all might be surprised that I’d want to talk to Meemaw about my situation with Joyce: do I keep the iPhone X she surprised me with?...and what do I do about her? Or I guess that should be with her lol. From what I know about her, Joyce doesn’t play games like most LA chicks … Continue reading Good Advice Needed! →

Three Pickles with Joyce

So back to Joyce and the iPhone. To recap, there we were, in the expensive steakhouse, about to eat our desserts, and I unwrapped the package she’d given me. (Joyce actually wrapped it and didn’t stick it in a stupidass gift bag. It’s way more fun opening a present when you have paper and ribbons to … Continue reading Three Pickles with Joyce →

This Could be a Problem

Okay…so I may have a little problem with one of the “women in my life”… Joyce is buying me stuff. (In case you missed who Joyce was, she's the older woman who hit on me in the store and who made a fortune selling her bitcoins at exactly the right time.) It started out around … Continue reading This Could be a Problem →