“Ok,” Bryce – the witness Keaton found who’d also been harassed by the woman who accused me of harassing her – began, “so I landed a job at the network in the programming department shortly after I graduated from film school. It wasn’t my dream job, but it was in the business, and, when they … Continue reading Hunter Gets Harassed (part 8)
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Halloween (part 1)
So I haven’t seen Joyce since before the World Series. She’s the first girlfriend I’ve had who’s let me do my thing and watch the playoffs. I gotta say, it was pretty awesome of her. She waited until Monday to call me and say she was sorry about the Dodgers, and to remind me we … Continue reading Halloween (part 1)
Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (last part)
So Joyce bought us tickets in the third row of Dodger Stadium last week, right behind home plate. In those blue padded seats you always see in the background on the TV. I was a little nervous about going to a ballgame with Joyce. I’m nervous about it whenever I go to a game with … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (last part)
Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 2)
So Joyce took me to Monday’s Dodger game…and bought us tickets in the third row, right behind home plate. I don’t need to sit that close to a game, and I’d honestly rather sit somewhere where you get a view of the whole game, but Joyce wanted to make me happy…and there is something cool … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 2)
Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 1)
Last week, Joyce gave me a super expensive Apple Watch, and told her I couldn’t accept it. I didn’t want to seem ungrateful to someone who’s been extremely generous to me, but I also didn’t want an Apple watch. I reckon that, if someone is going to spend that much money on me, it might … Continue reading Joyce Takes Me to a Dodger Game (part 1)
Advice from Keaton
I was over at Keaton’s eating Wingstop and watching the Dodgers lose to the As on Tuesday night. That a was a couple nights after I’d turned down the Apple watch Joyce bought for me…and I’d called myself her boyfriend for the first time. I’d had a Longboard or two too many, so I needed … Continue reading Advice from Keaton
All Star Break: Joyce on Thursday
I was still pissed off when I woke up Thursday morning after I’d walked out on Monica in a restaurant the night before. I went to the computer to find the email telling me where Keaton had hidden my phone for my own good (it was inside the box of soda crackers), and made myself … Continue reading All Star Break: Joyce on Thursday
Joyce Gets Caught (big deal)
So meanwhile what’s been going on with Joyce? I’ve been seeing her a couple times a week lately. We go out to dinner then we go back to her house… No, it’s not like with Monica. (I don’t have to pay for dinner for starters lol.) When we get to her house, Joyce goes in … Continue reading Joyce Gets Caught (big deal)
Saturday Night with Monica (last part)
I think I told y’all that they know me late-night at the IHOP on Arroyo Parkway. I stop there a lot after hanging out with Monica so I can get a strawberry sundae. (Having a girlfriend who’s always on a diet sucks when you like dessert with dinner.) The hostess/waitress, Alicia, knows me. She’s dang … Continue reading Saturday Night with Monica (last part)
Dinner at Joyce’s (last part)
So…there I was… at Joyce’s…on the couch…with about 9 Stone beers in my system…with Joyce sitting next to me dressed in some kind of nightgown thing that wasn’t really a nightgown. Whatever it's called. But I had other problems. It was pretty clear that the next thing on the schedule was not changing the sim … Continue reading Dinner at Joyce’s (last part)