Guy’s Night Out (part 3)

Last Saturday night, I met up with some buddies from the Parrots, including 1st baseman Sloppy Joe, who was all depressed because his girlfriend dumped him. Once they all went off to a strip club, I was by myself at the Volcano, where I stuck around after closing so Keaton could give me a ride … Continue reading Guy’s Night Out (part 3) →

Guy’s Night Out (part 2)

Saturday night, I met up with some teammates from the Parrots to cheer up our 1st baseman, who we call Sloppy Joe, after his girlfriend dumped him for a dude with (she said) a bigger dick. Ok, first off – what a total bitch. Second, Sloppy Joe was pretty tore up at Rocco’s by the … Continue reading Guy’s Night Out (part 2) →

Guy’s Night Out (part 1)

One of the cool things about Joyce is that she can be my girlfriend and I can still have time to go out with my buddies. She’s got her things to do some nights of the week (her charities, her crafting, a regular bridge game…), and so I get to do mine. I’ve never had … Continue reading Guy’s Night Out (part 1) →

Absinthe (last part)

So Joyce and I went out to dinner with a friend of hers, Mrs. LaSalle…and Mrs. LaSalle got us drunk on absinthe, which neither me nor Joyce had ever tasted before. That wouldn’t have been too bad, except that we had to get home, and both of us were too tore up to drive. Keaton … Continue reading Absinthe (last part) →

Absinthe (part 2)

So me and Joyce went out to dinner with Mrs. LaSalle last week. Mrs. LaSalle is the kind of woman who’s 87 and you’d never guess it. After dinner, we went back to her condo so she could show us pictures of the time she climbed Mount Everest with her husband. And before we settled … Continue reading Absinthe (part 2) →

Absinthe (part 1)

So y’all remember Christmas at Joyce’s – when we had Keaton and Mrs. LaSalle over for dinner? Mrs. LaSalle is a super cool old lady, but she’s over 80 and doesn’t cook much anymore. So she decided to take me and Joyce out last week, since she still “owed” Joyce for Christmas. (I never understood … Continue reading Absinthe (part 1) →

Lucas Makes the Team (last part)

Lucas – who I’ve been “tutoring” in baseball since before Christmas – made the team at his fancyass Pasadena school. Y’all can’t imagine how happy and excited he was. We drove down to give the good news to the family that owns the car wash/batting cage where me and Lucas go to work on his … Continue reading Lucas Makes the Team (last part) →

Lucas Makes the Team (part 1)

So Lucas’ school has finished its baseball tryouts. I’ve been helping Lucas with his baseball skills since his parents hired me to “tutor” him back in December. Although he ran like a girl (I fixed that), he had some decent basic skills, and we worked hard on making those better. Especially his swing, which we … Continue reading Lucas Makes the Team (part 1) →

Keaton Complains

Keaton’s got a nice 1 bedroom apartment. At least he’s fixed it up nice with all that stuff he got at Pier 1, plus the less gayass bean bag chair, totem pole and punching bag. But he’s got some serious issues with the building. From what I can tell, it's run by a bunch of … Continue reading Keaton Complains →

Valentine’s Day (last part)

My plans for Valentine’s Day this year included me and Joyce spending the night in a super nice hotel here in Pasadena called the Langham. I got the room all decorated with LED candles and rose petals, put on Valentine’s Day boxers with long chili peppers on them along with a blue shirt and the … Continue reading Valentine’s Day (last part) →