So finally we were out of Adam and Allan’s house where we had Thanksgiving dinner, and like the first words out of Joyce’s mouth were: “Munchausen’s by proxy.” “What?” “Munchausen’s syndrome by proxy. It’s what Adam’s sister has. And Ethan’s such a sweet child too.” “I could tell she was a total hypochondriac…but what’s that … Continue reading Thanksgiving (last part)
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Thanksgiving (part 4)
For Thanksgiving, me and Joyce got invited to the home of the Parrots’ catcher, Adam. He and his husband Allan had a big dinner with ten guests invited. Besides me and Joyce, there was a gay latino couple (they had totally non-gay jobs: a sportswriter and Home Depot manager), a scaryass lesbian, two pity invites, … Continue reading Thanksgiving (part 4)
Thanksgiving (part 3)
For Thanksgiving dinner, Joyce and I were invited to the home of Adam, the Parrots’ catcher, and his husband, Allan. The guests when we got there were two pity invites and two married latino dudes, Raul and Esteban. They were cool. Esteban even has a bilingual sportstalk radio show. The next guest to arrive was … Continue reading Thanksgiving (part 3)
Thanksgiving (part 2)
So I was fixin to tell y’all about my turkey bowl experience this year on Thanksgiving, and got all caught up telling you about last year and the total jerkoff who tackled me when he shouldn’t have and how I got him back with a Block block that should have settled things between us. The … Continue reading Thanksgiving (part 2)
Thanksgiving (part 1)
The first thing I ought to say about my 2018 Thanksgiving is that it was better than the one in 2017. No dealing with Monica and her crazyass family. I have Joyce for a girlfriend now. Joyce’s family is back in New England, so she’s like me: we’re away from our families for Thanksgiving. She … Continue reading Thanksgiving (part 1)
Thanksgiving Back Home
Thanksgiving when your family is on the other side of the country just plain sucks. This year is my second Thanksgiving in LA, and I know it’s not going to be like a Block Thanksgiving. But I reckon that came with the choice I made in moving away from home. Since I need to be … Continue reading Thanksgiving Back Home
