Valentine’s Day (last part)

My plans for Valentine’s Day this year included me and Joyce spending the night in a super nice hotel here in Pasadena called the Langham. I got the room all decorated with LED candles and rose petals, put on Valentine’s Day boxers with long chili peppers on them along with a blue shirt and the … Continue reading Valentine’s Day (last part) →

Valentine’s Day (part 1)

So what did I do for Joyce on Valentine’s Day? I knew the thing I didn’t want to do: take her to a restaurant where I’d be surrounded by a bunch of dudes looking totally miserable because their girlfriends were making them jump through a bunch of stupidass hoops. I did that last year. Y’all … Continue reading Valentine’s Day (part 1) →