Keaton’s 32nd Birthday

So y’all may remember how Keaton gave me all that shit for telling other people my birthday was coming up back in November. (Just a reminder: my birthday’s November 8th lol.) It’s almost as though Keaton thinks it’s gay to have a birthday at all, which is kinda lameass since everyone’s got one. Even Keaton. … Continue reading Keaton’s 32nd Birthday →

Sumter Henderson (part 2)

Dad had kept it a secret from me for over a month that his company was doing some kind of promotional work with the Tennessee Smokies and that he’d met some of the players. One of who was Sumter Henderson -- their shortstop. Dad told him that his son was serious about playing ball and … Continue reading Sumter Henderson (part 2) →