I got to have a Block Burger this year for the 4th of July. Well…strictly speaking it wasn’t a Block Burger. It was a Hunton Burger like me, Keaton and Joyce invented last summer, which uses Keaton’s chili recipe in place of Dad’s. Not only did I get to eat one: I got to make … Continue reading July 4th 2021 (part 1)
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A Day in the Park (last part)
I took the boys on Saturday to watch me and Lucas play ball with Chuy’s team, Los Cervezeros…and have a day out in the park. Meanwhile, the kids got a soccer game going; Jacob joined in, and took a bad slip and fall in the grass that dislocated his shoulder. Lucky for everyone, one of … Continue reading A Day in the Park (last part)
A Year with COVID
It’s been exactly a year since they – the mayors and the governor – put out the “safer at home” order that locked down Los Angeles County due to the pandemic. And man have things changed. Hard to believe that, a year ago, I was working in a hotel and just getting the hang of … Continue reading A Year with COVID
“In Hell with Maya” (part 2)
Earlier tonight, we had the meeting in the living room with Maya and Robert to discuss the disgusting tell-all book that got released today. There were seven of us there, the ones who work in the house (most of us live here, too): me, Maya, Robert, Mrs. Bedrossian, Belen, Sandy and Dr. Peterson. We probably … Continue reading “In Hell with Maya” (part 2)
“In Hell with Maya” (part 1)
I don’t know if y’all keep up with trashy celebrity tell-all books, so maybe you don’t know that today some meanass bitch named Jill Ramos came out with something called In Hell with Maya. She was Maya’s personal assistant before Sandy…and did one heck of a hatchet job on her old boss. Since Sandy was … Continue reading “In Hell with Maya” (part 1)
Moving to the Pool House
Moving day has come and gone, and I’m now permanently living in the Sharpmans' pool house. We spread the moving of my furniture and shit into Maya and Robert’s storage unit over two days. Keaton went over the Uhaul place Thursday morning to get us a truck and some more boxes, since I didn’t get … Continue reading Moving to the Pool House
Baseball Boy’s Twitter
Destiny called me the day after I told Joyce about the move. She caught me right after dinner. Since Dr. Peterson’s come back, the boys have had more homework to do, so they haven’t been over to hang out with me almost every evening like we were doing back when the bubble was on. That … Continue reading Baseball Boy’s Twitter
Maya Makes Me an Offer
Last Thursday, the day after the riot at the Capitol, Maya told me at breakfast that she wanted to see me in her office. She didn’t tell me why, and I was a pretty nervous that I was in trouble somehow. Maya’s office is on the first floor of the house, but on the opposite … Continue reading Maya Makes Me an Offer
Resolutions with Matteo
The week between Christmas and New Year’s went by quietly enough in the modified bubble, although it wasn’t really the time between Christmas and New Year’s, since the Sharpmans haven’t had Christmas yet… although the boys did make sure that I had something under my tree in the pool house to open on December 25th. … Continue reading Resolutions with Matteo
Christmas in the Bubble
We haven’t been ignoring Christmas in the Bedrossian bubble, even if the family doesn’t celebrate Christmas until January 6. The house is all decorated inside, since it had to look Christmassy for the show that’s going to air tonight, but it’s not really going to be a Christmas show. I think they’re going to show … Continue reading Christmas in the Bubble